Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory1971

Violet Beauregarde:
Well they can't be real people.

Willy Wonka:
Well of course they're real people.

Mr. Salt:
Stuff and nonsense.

Willy Wonka:
No, Oompa Loompas.

Willy Wonka:
From Loompaland.

Mrs. Teevee:
Loompaland? There's no such place.

Willy Wonka:
Excuse me, dear lady...

Mrs. Teevee:
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.

Willy Wonka:
Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."

Mr. Salt:
Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?

Willy Wonka:
I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.

Veruca Salt:
Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.

Mr. Salt:
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.

Veruca Salt:
I want an Oompa Loompa now!

Violet Beauregarde:
Can it, you nit!