Nostradamus-kokos2012

Lebdan:
[drinks liquid nicotine from a bottle] Darn that nicotine and everything. Because of that stupid chicken I am full of stress! I drink 10 gallons of this a day! Yesterday I drank 10 gallons... I had to piss so I ran to the nearest public toilet. I stayed in there for, like, two hours. People knocked on my door and wanted to throw me out! But I said, folks, it takes time until you urinate all that nicotine out, but they do not understand what kind of a corroding liquid that is. When I turned away, I saw that the toilet seat melted away, there was nothing left but a hole on the floor! And then they wanted to charge me for destroying public property!