Not Quite Human1987

[Vogel and JJ have gone to the Carson house to find it abandoned]

Vogel:
He's gone! I knew it! I sensed something was wrong the other night.

Derks:
Like what?

Vogel:
I don't know, he was acting kind of weird.

Derks:
He always acts kind of weird.

Vogel:
Weirder than usual. He seemed real anxious to get rid of me and his son was acting certifiable.

Derks:
You mean his daughter.

Vogel:
Son.

Derks:
Carson doesn't have a son.

Vogel:
He was away at school.

Derks:
I'm telling you, I've known Carson for years, he doesn't have a son. He has a daughter, Becky.

Vogel:
Then why would he tell me that kid was his son?

Derks:
How old did he look?

Vogel:
I don't know. An adolescent. Sixteen? Seventeen?

Derks:
[starts hyperventilating] Oh my goodness! He did it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! He did it, he did it, he did it!

Vogel:
What are you babbling about?

Derks:
Carson's dream ever since I've known him was to create something. And the thing he wanted to create was... [Derks' memory lapses]

Vogel:
Yes?

Derks:
What?

Vogel:
The thing he wanted to create?

Derks:
Who?

Vogel:
[grabs JJ and shakes him] Carson! What did he want to create?

Derks:
What a minute, it's coming... an android! An android that looks and acts like a human. That's who that boy was. He did it. I can't believe he did it.

Vogel:
And I saw it and I talked to it and it fooled me! I thought it was just like any other idiot teenager!