Not Quite Human1987

Becky:
Go straight home, plug yourself in and wait 'til I get there. First do my math homework, page 52 in the orange book.

Chip:
Dad told me never to do your homework or your chores.

Becky:
Great, now he's turning human on me. Okay, just forget it then. Just go home.

Chip:
Can I speak to anyone? Eron said she wanted to talk to me after school today.

Becky:
Eron? No way, forget it! If you see her, run the other way. Understand?

Chip:
Why?

Becky:
Because she likes you.

Chip:
You like Brian, but you're not running away.

Becky:
Yeah, but that's different, I'm...

Chip:
Human?

Becky:
Anyway, who says I like him?

Chip:
Well, you blushed and your body temperature rose by two degrees. My heat sensors picked it up.

Becky:
That doesn't mean I like him. Three degrees means I like him, two degrees means he's just okay.

Chip:
Oh, well his body temperature rose three degrees. Does that mean he likes you?

Becky:
Hmm, you might be useful someday after all.