Observe and Report

Observe and Report2009

Stars: Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta, Michael Peña, Anna Faris
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 86 minutes

Observe and Report is a 2009 American black comedy film written and directed by Jody Hill, starring Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, and Ray Liotta. The plot follows a mentally unstable vigilante mall cop who wants to join the police academy. The film was re… more »



Ronnie Barnhardt:
I have a dream most nights. It starts on a playground. There's kids swinging, laughing, dogs barking, butterflies just flapping their little wings. And then you hear a rumbling, and over the horizon comes a black cloud and it's made of cancer and pus. And it starts sweeping over the playground and everyone starts screaming and clawing their eyes and pulling at their hair, and saying "Help! What do we do?" And you know what happens next? Out steps me wielding the biggest f***ing shotgun you've ever seen in your whole life. And you know what I do? I blow every f***ing thing away. And I am getting God's work done. When it's all over and the dust has settled, the whole world gathers below me and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping, being a great man and doing this for us." And you know what I say? "You don't need to thank me. I'm just a guy with a gun. I'm just a cop."

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