One Ham's Family1943

Mother:
Junior, you got a whipping coming to you.

Junior:
[gives mother a gift box] And you got a present coming to you. Merry Christmas, Mommy.

Mother:
Oh, Junior. You sweet thing. [opens present] A fur coat! [puts it on; it has the same tail as the wolf] Why, this coat is just what I need.

Wolf:
[comes in naked, grabs fur coat] You and me both, sister. He he he he he! [runs out; door closes, has sign that reads: "Corny ending, isn't it?"]