One Last Chance2004

[Fitz finds there's an 18-month waiting list to get his dad into a nursing home]

Mr. Clouston:
Well, people have been known to move quickly to the top of the list... with a little "cooperation."

Fitz:
Oh, yeah? What kind of "cooperation."

Mr. Clouston:
About a thousand pounds worth of "cooperation."

Fitz:
Uh, yeah... Okay. If I agree to give you this "cooperation," when would you need it?

Mr. Clouston:
Well, I'll be expecting to hear from you in the following week; and, if everything goes to plan, the next aneurysm, heart attack or stroke has your name written all over it.