One-Eyed Monster

One-Eyed Monster2008

Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
One-Eyed Monster is a 2008 sci-fi/horror comedy film directed by Adam Fields about the cast and crew of an adult film having an encounter with a different kind of monster while filming in the Northern California mountains. more »



Angel:
What's that?

Wanda:
Lidocaine. Stubble always hurts when I'm getting my p*ssy eaten. So, I spray it on just before a scene.

Angel:
Now, that's using your noodle.

Wanda:
Thanks. I'm sure you have some of your own tricks of the trade.

Angel:
Yeah, I've got a great one. So, if I'm doing this video where I have to lick a guy's a**hole, I hit myself in the head with a piece of wood five times really hard right here.

Wanda:
What does that do?

Angel:
It disables the olfactory bulb in my limbic system. I can't smell or taste anything for 12 hours straight. So, I ask the director to make sure all my ass-licking scenes are in the same day.

Wanda:
Cool.

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