Overlord1975

Arthur:
Who have you got waiting for you, Tommy?

Tom:
Who have I got? [pauses] Well, there's Mum and Dad, I suppose... and Tina.

Arthur:
[smiling] Good for you, mate. Let me guess. She got brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, nice tits, right?

Tom:
[grinning] Tina is a cocker spaniel. [pauses] She's a lovely dog.

Arthur:
A b*tch?

Tom:
Yeah, a b*tch.