PaRappa the Rapper 22001

Colonel Noodle:
Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be the king of all foods with my noodles as the key, full of pride, and glory way up above, 'cause here I come, y'all, all full of noodles and love. Noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why.

PaRappa:
Noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why.

Colonel Noodle:
But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.

PaRappa:
But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.

Colonel Noodle:
Then why do I love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie.

PaRappa:
Then why do you love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.

Colonel Noodle:
Thanks, brother, for lettin' me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.

PaRappa:
You're welcome, brother, for lettin' you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.

[the rap feud has ended]

PaRappa:
See? Noodles aren't the only food around, you know!

Colonel Noodle:
Yeah, you're right! I'm up for some noodle sushi!