Parlor, Bedroom and Bath

Parlor, Bedroom and Bath1931

Genre: Comedy
Parlor, Bedroom and Bath may refer to: Parlor, Bedroom and Bath (1920 film), an American silent comedy film directed by Edward Dillon Parlor, Bedroom and Bath (1931 film), an American pre-Code comedy film starring Buster Keaton more »



Jeffrey Haywood:
Now, when you first get to your room, order some... uh, champagne and broiled lobster.

Reginald Irving:
Champ... Ch... Can't you make it beer?

Jeffrey Haywood:
Beer? Certainly not. Champagne!

[pause]

Jeffrey Haywood:
C, H, A, M, P, A, uh... oh, well, make it wine. W, I, N, E.

Reginald Irving:
Oh well, what do I call her?

Jeffrey Haywood:
Oh, call her... kid, sweetheart, baby...

Reginald Irving:
Kid, sweetheart, baby.

Jeffrey Haywood:
Uh huh. And then when you're helping her to take off her...

Reginald Irving:
Take off her what?

Jeffrey Haywood:
Wrap!

Reginald Irving:
R, A, P.

Jeffrey Haywood:
No, WRAP! *W*, R, A, P.

Reginald Irving:
Wap?

Jeffrey Haywood:
Wap?... Well, make it coat.

Reginald Irving:
K, O, T, E.

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