Pawn Shop Chronicles2013

Alton:
You calling me a racist?

Johnson:
Well, you don't like black Santa Claus. And last week, you told me you don't like black porno.

Alton:
Now hang on a damn minute. Now that's got nothing to do with racism. I like black chicks in porno movies. I just don't like 'em with the black guys in them, that's all.

Johnson:
Why come? They make you feel inadequate?

Alton:
No. Because their d*cks are so dark. They get to f***ing, their d*cks get wet, they get glisteny and sh*t, and it's hard for my eyes to unfocus off it. Make me sick.

Johnson:
Eh, well, I guess you got a point.