Pennies from Heaven1936

Patsy Smith:
Ain't it a elegant opening night?

Larry Poole:
You mean closing night.

Patsy Smith:
Huh?

Larry Poole:
Sergeant, you see gathered here tonight, more deadheads than have ever been collected under a single roof and they're all in on rain checks. The head waiter just quit, too. When our entertainers find out what their percentage is going to be, I have an idea they'll also quit. We got bills up to here. The Tax Collector was just in to tell me if we don't get a license, he's going to close us up and a license costs a hundred dollars and we haven't got a hundred cents!

Patsy Smith:
Gee, what are we gonna do?

Larry Poole:
Let's dance.