Perusona 42008

Yosuke Hanamura:
[Junes; when the Protagonist sticks his hand throught the plasma TV] Oh, yeah. What kind of TV do... you...

[cuts off when he sees what the Protagonis is doing]

Chie Satonaka:
[notices Yosuke's expression] Hm? What's wrong, Yosuke?

[follows his gaze to the Protagonist sticking his hand through the TV screen]

Yosuke Hanamura:
I-Is his arm... in the TV...?

Chie Satonaka:
Whoa... Is that like, a new model? Like, with a new function? Haha...

Yosuke Hanamura:
[shakes his head] *Hell* no!

[the two rush over to the Protagonist]

Chie Satonaka:
[in disbelief] You've gotta be kidding me! Did you *really* stick your hand through the *screen?*

Yosuke Hanamura:
[in just as much disbelief] Whoa, that's incredible... That's some magic trick, man! So how's it work, huh? What's the magician's secret?

[the Protagonist decides to stick his head into the screen]

Yosuke Hanamura:
[as the Protagonist does just that] H-Hey, don't do *that!* What're you *doing?*

Chie Satonaka:
Oh my god!

Yosuke Hanamura:
[when the Protagonist tells them that there is empty space inside] What do you mean, *"inside"?*

Chie Satonaka:
Wh-What do you mean, *"empty space"?*

Yosuke Hanamura:
[when the Protagonist tells them that it is very spacious "in here"] What do you mean, *"spacious"?*

Chie Satonaka:
I mean, *what's going on?*

Yosuke Hanamura:
[holds his crotch and starts to panic] H-Holy crap... I think this is all too much for my bladder...!

Chie Satonaka:
What the - ? Are you gonna pee your pants?

Yosuke Hanamura:
I've been holding it in all day! I-I haven't had a chance to go! Agh... Can't... hold it... anymore...!

Yosuke Hanamura:
[Yosuke rushes off to the restroom, only to come back as quickly as he left - and not because of a restroom problem] *Sh-Sh*t!* Customers! *They're coming!*

Chie Satonaka:
[shocked] *What?* But we got a guy half-stuck in a TV here! *Wh-What are we gonna do?*

[Yosuke and Chie start running around in a panic, until they bump into the Protagonist. All three wind up falling in]

Yosuke Hanamura:
Wh-What - Wait - WHOA!