Piñero2001

Miguel Pi?ero:
Hey mira, brother man, you wanna buy a brand new TV? I just liberated it... $35. I got medical bills, I gotta buy a new liver.

Nuyorican:
Tutu, you wanna buy a TV? It's brand new.

Tutu:
Esta loco? Sh*t, that thing has a broken antenna.

Miguel Pi?ero:
Ah, nah, look dude, it's not broken, it's just a short one. So it don't get in the way and sh*t like that. You dig?

Tutu:
We need one for the bathroom, any way...

Miguel Pi?ero:
Hey man, that's cool. That way you don't miss out on the soap opera when you're takin' a sh*t and stuff.

Nuyorican:
That's funny man, why don't you take that fool f***in' language somewhere else!

Tutu:
Yeah, like be cool, motherf***er.

Miguel Pi?ero:
[self-deprecating shrug]