Poker Night at the Inventory

Poker Night at the Inventory2010

Poker Night at the Inventory is a poker video game developed by Telltale Games. It features four characters: Tycho from the Penny Arcade webcomic, Max from the Sam & Max franchise, the RED Heavy from Team Fortress 2, and Strong Bad from the Hom… more »



The Heavy:
I am reminded of time engineer kill my entire team.

Tycho Brahe:
Damn heavy, that's... heavy. I'm sorry to hear that.

The Heavy:
I search entire base for him. He tries to kill me with turret and mini-turret, but I crush his toys like they are made of paper.

Strong Bad:
Sound like some crappy toys, if you ask me.

The Heavy:
Then I find him, hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench [laughs] . So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench and shove it down his throat, all the way down to the handle.

Tycho Brahe:
Christ!

The Heavy:
Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW! [laughs] There is blood everywhere! And he is crying! [laughter] I think he cries out for mother, but... [laughter] the wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like [imitates a choking noise] ! [laughs] Is this not the funniest thing?

Strong Bad:
[Stunned silence] That is some f***ed up s***, man!

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