Portal 22011

Wheatley:
Ta da! Only the Turret Control Center, thank you very much.

Announcer:
[this announcer-turret cycle repeats continuously while Wheatley talks] Template.

Turret:
Hello.

[turret on conveyor belt is scanned and checked against the master turret in booth]

Announcer:
Response.

[turret on belt moves onward]

Wheatley:
See that scanner right there?

Announcer:
[occasionally, a defective turret will come through] Template.

Defective Turret:
Hello?

Announcer:
Response.

[the defective turret is catapulted into a trash chute]

Defective Turret:
Ah, come on!

[or one of many other phrases]

Wheatley:
It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that master template right there as a template. Now if we pull out the template turret, it will shut down the entire production line. Right, hmm... I'm gonna have to hack the door. So that we can get at it. Technical, um... You'll need to turn around while I do it. Turn around. I'll only be a second, if you wouldn't mind.

[Chell turns around; a crashing sound is heard]

Wheatley:
Done! Hacked!

[the glass in the top half of the door has been smashed]

Wheatley:
Okay, go on, just pull that other turret out.

[Chell uses portals to get inside and remove the template turret]

Wheatley:
Well, that should do it!

Announcer:
Template missing. Continuing from memory.