Portal 22011

Wheatley:
[after meeting Chell, who has been in sleep stasis for many years] Most test subjects do experience some, um, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for - quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of - serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage. Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say yes.

[Onscreen prompt:
Space SPEAK; button is pressed, Chell jumps]

Wheatley:
Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped. But never mind; say apple. Apple!

[Onscreen prompt:
Space SAY APPLE; button is pressed, Chell jumps again, a distant alarm starts going off]

Wheatley:
Okay, you know what? That's close enough, just hold tight.

[Wheatley goes up his track into a hole in the ceiling]