Portal 22011

Defective Turret:
[Chell grabs a defective turret flying through the air to the trash chute] Oh, thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing.

[She brings it back to the Turret Control Center where Wheatley is waiting]

Wheatley:
What do you have there? What are you-...

[Chell places the defective turret on the scanner]

Wheatley:
Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!

Announcer:
New template accepted.

Wheatley:
If we're lucky, she won't find out all her turrets are crap until it's too late.

[laughs]

Wheatley:
Classic.