Portal 22011

GLaDOS:
[after GLaDOS recaptures Chell, she realizes that Chell and Wheatley have been sabotaging her turrets while away] Oh, you were busy back there. Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.

[she extends a large clear pipe toward Chell]

GLaDOS:
It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it.

Wheatley:
[Wheatley comes rolling down the pipe, which has no neurotoxin in it for a similar reason] Ooagh! GAH! Agh! Ugh! Enh! Agh! Ungh! Ow! Agh! Agh! Hello!

[lands]

GLaDOS:
I hate you so much.

Announcer:
Warning: central core is eighty percent corrupt.

GLaDOS:
That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.

Announcer:
Alternate core detected.

Wheatley:
Oh! That's ME they're talking about!

Announcer:
To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle.

GLaDOS:
Core transfer? Oh, you are kidding me.

Wheatley:
I've got an idea! Do what it says! plug me in!

GLaDOS:
Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe.

Announcer:
[Chell places Wheatley in the Substitute Core Transfer Receptacle] Core accepted. Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?

Wheatley:
Yes!

Announcer:
Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?

GLaDOS:
No!

Wheatley:
Ohhhhhh, yes, she is.

GLaDOS:
Nonononononono!

Announcer:
Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue.