Private Teacher1985

[after Marsha notices Diane's nephew sleeps on a couch with an erection, she convinces Diane to let her tuck it back into his pants so he wouldn't wake up embarrassed]

Marsha:
[tries but then stops] It's too stiff. Just let me slicken it up a little bit and then it would slide back in.

[casually performs what is not unlike a fellatio]

Aunt Diane:
[her eyes almost pop out] Marsha, do you have any idea what you're doing?

Marsha:
Why, hell yes, I do it all the time!

[not pretending anymore, Marsha goes for a deepthroat]