Q to the 6 Train2011

Liz:
You know what sells? Romanticized bullshit. Hippies in the Village, like you. You're a starving artist, living with a banker husband...

Joe:
I'm a bookie.

Liz:
Yes, yes.

Joe:
And my name's Joe.

Liz:
Liz. Gee, love your little mise-en-scene here. [Gestures to a poster of Fighting Nirvana] So, you're a starving artist living in the rat-infested home with all these posters of arthouse movies no one ever sees. That is romantic.

Makeida:
I want to write about something personal.

Liz:
Ahhhh, subways! What could scream New York more than subway trains? We've got the oldest ones in the world. Hey, the 7 is a famous train.

Makeida:
Actually, I have been thinking about the Q train a lot lately...

Liz:
Wait, wait, hold on. [Looks up at the sky] What's that? Yes, O Lord, that's a great idea! [Turns back to Makeida] . That was God. He says you should write about the 7 train.

Makeida:
How is God these days?

Liz:
Box office dynamite.