Rambo2008

Burnett:
I was told it might be possible to rent your boat. We'd like to do that. Is that possible? We need to get upriver.

John J. Rambo:
Where are you going?

Burnett:
Into Burma.

John J. Rambo:
Burma's a warzone.

Burnett:
Well, that's what people call it, but it's more like genocide than war. Anyway, this will be my fifth trip in, so we're aware of the risks.

John J. Rambo:
I don't go that far north.

Burnett:
Let me explain our situation. Our church is part of a pan-Asian ministry, located in Colorado. We are all volunteers who, around this time of year, bring in medical supplies, medical attention, prayer books, and support to the Karen tribespeople. People say you know the river better than anyone.

John J. Rambo:
They ain't lying.

Burnett:
So what I'm asking is that we compensate you for a few hours of your time that will help change people's lives.

John J. Rambo:
Are you bringing any weapons?

Burnett:
Of course not.

John J. Rambo:
You're not changing anything.

Burnett:
Well, it's thinking like that that keeps the world the way it is.

John J. Rambo:
[walking away] F*** the world.