Rampage2009

Gelato Server:
[Bill Williamson enters the coffee shop] Hey, how are you doing?

Bill Williamson:
Great, man. Uh, Double-expresso Macchiato with extra foam.

Gelato Server:
Sure, that'll be four-fifty. [Williamson hands him money] Here's the change.

Bill Williamson:
Thanks, man. [Gelato server proceeds to make the macchiato] Extra foam, man.

Gelato Server:
Got it. [hands him the macchiato] Here you go.

Bill Williamson:
[Looks and see's there's barely foam] Uh, it's not what I ordered.

Gelato Server:
Yeah, it is.

Bill Williamson:
That's not a Macchiato, man. There's no foam in there at all.

Gelato Server:
Yeah, there is. There's some right there.

Bill Williamson:
No, no, no. A LOT of foam. Dude, look, this is like half-milk. That's not a Macchiato.

Gelato Server:
But there's foam in there. [Takes it and puts in more foam and gives it back] There you go, more foam.

Bill Williamson:
Yeah, but take some of the milk out of it, man!

Gelato Server:
I'm not taking any of the milk out if it. This is a perfectly good Macchiato.

Bill Williamson:
Give me back my money, man.

Gelato Server:
I'm not giving you your money back.

Bill Williamson:
I'm not paying for something I didn't order, man! Give me back my money!

Gelato Server:
I make the best coffee in this town, man. Take your coffee and go!

Bill Williamson:
I don't give a f*** about what you make, bro! I didn't order it and I don't want it!

Gelato Server:
I don't care! That's a good coffee bro! Take it!

Bill Williamson:
Why don't you take it and stick it up your ass? [Storms out]

Gelato Server:
Here, take a f***ing roll while you're going out the door! [Throws roll at Williamson]