Rebel Rabbit1949

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs casually strolls into the Game Commissioner's office, and grabs him by the throat] Eh, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF RABBITS BEING ONLY WORTH 2 CENTS?

Game Commissioner:
STOP STEAMING UP MY GLASSES!

Bugs Bunny:
Never mind that. How come rabbits are only two cents? Huh?

Game Commissioner:
Well, other animals are destructive, harmful, obnoxious to people. They do damage.

Bugs Bunny:
Nyeh, tell me more, Doc.

Game Commissioner:
Rabbits are sweet, furry little creatures. They wouldn't harm a hair on your head.

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, get him. Hee hee. He don't know me very well, do he?

Game Commissioner:
Rabbits are perfectly harmless, and the bounty stands at two cents!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh yeah? [Bugs grabs a pen, and sprays the Commissioner with ink. He then proceeds to repeatedly slash the pen across his face] Well, I'll show you a rabbit can be more obnoxious than anybody! [Smashes the pen into the desk] You can't get away with it! You'll be hearing from me! [Leaves the office, slamming the door so hard on his way out the window shatters]