Relax... It's Just Sex1998

Tara Ricotto:
Hello Vincey, it's me, Tara... guess what? Javi and Buzz just had a huge fight. According to Javi it was more dramatic than Gone with the Wind. So, let me tell you exactly how he told me, but ya have to swear not to tell anyone. Get ready for this Vincey, cause I know it's going to be a real shocker, but they are arguing about H... I... V, big surprise, right? Buzz, he pulled another Larry Kramer with Javi's doctor, so Javi's all and then Buzz is all and that's when Javi goes and they are going back and forth, back and forth, and then finally Javi says 'HIV is killing me!' of course Javi's as healthy as a horse, he's got more T-cells than bad outfits, and believe me, that's a LOT, but he was pushed over the edge, poor dear, it was like Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest, only without the lipstick, and then not to be outdone, Buzz is all Elizabeth Taylor in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, only, umm, his hair was a little bit different. And then you know how Javi LOVES being the drama queen, so... he's all I'M LEAVING GOODBYE, and then Buzz is all no, no you're not leaving because I'm leaving, and of course neither one of them is going anywhere because they just thrive on this kind of interaction, but then finally Javi does leave, he storms right out the door and then Buzz is all, 'where are you going this is your house!' Well, I do hope they make up, because well, they are kind of cute together... anyhow, take care honey I'll talk to you later.