Return of the Secaucus Seven1979

[Mike is pretending to teach history class]

J.T.:
Mr. Donnelly?

Mike Donnelly:
Yes, J. T.?

J.T.:
Coach says that you got socialistic tendencies. Is that right, Mr. Donnelly?

Mike Donnelly:
Coach is a running dog imperialist, J. T. Don't listen to him. Alright, now, the rest of you: if the Boston police went on strike tomorrow, what would White and Dukakis do? Would there be riots in Southie? [Katie hands him a cracker and cheese] Ah, it's Miss Sipriano from the English department.

J.T.:
Mr. Donnelly?

Mike Donnelly:
Yes, J. T.?

J.T.:
Coach says that you and Miss Sipriano are, uh, getting it on. Is that right, Mr. Donnelly?

Mike Donnelly:
Coach has a filthy, reactionary mind, J. T. Don't listen to him.

Katie Sipriano:
You guys are much too well-behaved. High school isn't what it used to be.

Mike Donnelly:
Yeah, it's mostly discipline. No matter how jazzed up and relevant I try to make the history, I'm still dealing with a roomfull of teenage libido.

J.T.:
Mr. Donnelly?

Mike Donnelly:
Yes, J. T.?

J.T.:
[flips him the bird] Get bent, Mr. Donnelly.

Mike Donnelly:
[laughs] Exactly. Exactly.