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Van Dough:
I'm all in favor of charity, sir. But your donations are costing the corporation $1 billion a year, and I think it's time we asked ourselves: What are we getting for it?

Regina Rich:
[incredulous] What are we getting for it? Why, we're getting food banks, medical clinics, shelters for the homeless-!

Richard Rich Sr.:
Now, Regina, calm down! It's my job to keep an eye on the bottom line.

Van Dough:
Which is why I have to oppose the United Tool acquisition. We should be getting rid of dead weight, not acquiring more.

Richard Rich Sr.:
I agree. That's why I am getting rid of United Tool...

Regina Rich:
Richard! All those people and their jobs!

Van Dough:
That is brilliant. I should've thought of it myself. We buy the company in bankruptcy, level the factories...

Richard Rich Sr.:
No, I'm keeping the factory open.

Van Dough:
Then we go in and bust the unions, slash benefits, and after that sell the company. Right?

Richard Rich Sr.:
No. We give it away.

Van Dough:
[bangs his hand down on the table, and snaps his finger] We git it a - - [suddenly looks despaired] We give it away.

Richard Rich Sr.:
Absolutely! We modernize it, of course, and retool. Then we turn the factory over to the workers.