Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction2009

Robin Williams:
If you want comedy, there is always Sarah Palin.

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Robin Williams:
God bless. She is wonderful. Sarah is a self-opening pi?ata. She is a gift.

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Robin Williams:
How did they find her? Was it Project Running Mate? Is that how they got her?

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Robin Williams:
Did Ronald Reagan have a kid with Vanna White and drop it off in Alaska?

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Robin Williams:
And it was raised by wolves, and that's why she hunts them?

[pantomimes holding a hunting rifle]

Robin Williams:
"You're not my dad! You're not my dad!"

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Robin Williams:
And she says amazing things, like "I know about Russia because I can see it from my backyard."

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Robin Williams:
You have super vision, number one. And I can see San Quentin from my backyard, but that doesn't qualify me on prison reform. What the f***?

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Robin Williams:
And, it's incredible, too. She said "polar bears are not endangered. They're just unlucky." Oh, really? And who knew Katie Couric was the cutting edge of journalism, with ambush questions like "what do you read?"

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Robin Williams:
"Well, that's a trick question." Not if you read, no.