Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction

Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction2009



Robin Williams:
The acting in porn movies is always so bad. There's always that one girl who's like

[pantomimes]

Robin Williams:
It's not Miss America! Stay with the dick! What are you doing?

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
And why do they always have to have such bad actors, who are always like "I'm going to f*** you... so hard..." Even my right hand is going "I don't believe you."

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
But there are scripts! There are scripts for porn movies! Somebody's writing this stuff, going

[pantomimes typing on a typewriter]

Robin Williams:
"I'm going to f*** you so hard..."

[pause; pantomimes writer thinking]

Robin Williams:
"... you little whore."

[pantomimes pulling sheet out of typewriter]

Robin Williams:
"Okay, that's it for today."

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
And then they're on a porn movie set, going "I'm going to f*** you... LINE!"

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
"F*** you hard, you little whore." Thank you! I just need a moment!

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