Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction

Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction2009



Robin Williams:
I have my morning coffee for two reasons. One, to kick start my brain, but number two, and more importantly, to jump start my colon.

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
More importantly. And the moment I have my morning coffee, it's like "Morning, everybody."

[pause]

Robin Williams:
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
"Son, open the bathroom door! I don't care if you're rubbing one out. I've got to drop a r?sum?!"

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