Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction2009

Robin Williams:
And now, we're trying to get off the petroleum titty. It's like we're trying to kick it. And how are we doing this? Well, we're looking for alternative fuels. Some of the alternative fuels are a hydrogen powered car. Cool idea. If you're thinking of a hydrogen powered car, I have one word for you: Hindenburg. Good luck.

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
A more interesting gas, and a lot more fun, is helium. Number one, with helium, you can float over the potholes. And, if you get into an accident, you get out of the car with road rage going

[in exaggerated high-pitched voice]

Robin Williams:
"I'm gonna kick your ass!"

[laughter]

Robin Williams:
"What? Oh, my God! I've got a fuel leak. How weird is that? I can't kick your ass, I sound like a chipmunk! This is nuts!"