Rodney Carrington: Live at the Majestic2007

Rodney Carrington:
[talking about how the relationship changes after marriage] You know, you'll spend some time together, then you tell her, "You know, you're fun! I like you! You're fun! We have fun together! Let's get married!" So you get married, then after a little while fun starts packin' its sh*t! And you go, "Where ya' goin', fun?" And she goes, "Oh, nowhere. Just gettin' some stuff together." And then one day, Fun says "F*** it!" and takes off! And you go, "Come back, Fun!" And she says, "F*** you married guy!"