Rogue Trader1999

[Nick and Lisa are fleeing Asia on a flight to Frankfurt]

Nick Leeson:
Did you say we stop at Abu Dhabi?

Lisa Leeson:
Yeah.

Nick Leeson:
That's where they cut your hands off.

Lisa Leeson:
Oh, don't be ridiculous. They'd just stone you.

[they start laughing hysterically]

Nick Leeson:
Poor old Barings, eh? That's what you get for hiring the wrong sort of person.