Romy and Michele: In the Beginning2005

Iowa Tourist:
[he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed] Here, girls.

[he hands them a dollar for a soda]

Iowa Tourist:
I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.

Michele Weinberger:
Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.

Police Officer:
LAPD. You're under arrest.

[she pushes them up against the soda machines]

Police Officer:
Hands against the machines.

Michele Weinberger:
Under arrest for what?

Police Officer:
Solicitation.

Romy White:
What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.

[the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot]

Romy White:
Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?

Police Officer:
[the officer goes to Michele next] C'mon spread 'em.

Michele Weinberger:
This is all a really big mistake.

Police Officer:
Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.

Michele Weinberger:
Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!

Police Officer:
Uh-huh.

Romy White:
It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?