Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid2006

Ron White:
So we make up from our little tiff, we're walking hand in hand down the beach. It turns out this side of the island is a nude beach. Guess who's there? Squirrel Man! With what looks like an anaconda laying in his lap! I said, "That thing must have eaten the squirrel!" And I wouldn't begrudge him one bit because if that were me, I would have been holding a picture frame around it! [pretends to hold a picture frame around his penis and imitates the Greek donkey ride salesman from earlier in this bit] "You can take the donkey to the top of the rim, or you can ride this. It is the same price!"