Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid2006

[about his cousin Ray having made a homophobic remark]

Ron White:
I said "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what degree are you gay." And he goes, "That's bullshit, man. I ain't gay at all." And I go "Yeah, you are. And I can prove it." He goes "Fine. Prove it." I go, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says "Yeah, I love porn. You know that." I said, "Oh, and do you only watch scenes with two women?" And he goes, "No, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love." And I say "Oh, and do you like the guy to have a flabby, half-flaccid penis?" And he goes "No, I like big, hard, throbbing cock..."

[he trails off]

Ron White:
"I did not know that about myself."

[laughter]

Ron White:
"Do you like chocolate?"