Running with Scissors2006

Norman Burroughs:
So... you're saying we should split up?

Dr. Finch:
In order to reach that conclusion, Norman, I would need to see both you and Deirdre on a regular and disciplined basis, for five hours a day.

Deirdre Burroughs:
I'm available, Doctor Finch.

Norman Burroughs:
Five hours a day? I can't do that! I have to work!

Deirdre Burroughs:
See, Doctor Finch, I told you. I'm married to a narcissist.

Dr. Finch:
Norman, if I'm willing to clear my schedule to save your marriage, but you're not... then get out! Leave this office, go home, and start dividing your books and your record albums.

Norman Burroughs:
This is bullshit. This is really f***ing bullshit.

Dr. Finch:
[begins writing in his notebook]

Norman Burroughs:
What're you writing?

Dr. Finch:
"Norman Burroughs is homicidal. He is an unapologetic alcoholic. He is dangerous and a threat to himself, his wife, and his child."