Rupan sansei1978

Goemon Ishikawa:
A samurai warrior cannot work for a female. You accepted the commission to steal the stone for her only because you like the look of her ass. The wise man has said, "nice asses turn men into asses."

Arsene Lupin III:
True... that sure was a wise guy.

Goemon Ishikawa:
Your degenerate mockery is getting dangerously irritating!

Daisuke Jigen:
Goemon, you ain't gonna get anywhere, so give up like I have.

Goemon Ishikawa:
And you dare to represent yourself as his friend. Willingness to amputate without ether is the test of friendship, and you have failed it!

Daisuke Jigen:
God, you're such a boring schmuck! [a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]

Goemon Ishikawa:
The time has come for me to slice off your hat!

Daisuke Jigen:
Mm? Just try!

Goemon Ishikawa:
We shall see how little brain you have underneath it!

Daisuke Jigen:
Okay! Try your luck!