Safety Not Guaranteed2012

[Darius joins Jeff and Arnau in the motel lounge bar, where Jeff has shown Arnau how to Facebook friend an old girlfriend of Jeff's]

Jeff:
Here she is. Look at you, you went all rogue. What did you get?

Darius:
Got his name, where he works.

Jeff:
Great.

Darius:
What did you guys get?

[Jeff points to the Facebook page]

Jeff:
She accepted, but, uh, no photos, so I'm not really sure.

Darius:
What?

Arnau:
He came here to hook up with an old high school girlfriend.

Darius:
[scornful] Seriously? That's what you've been doing?

Jeff:
Well, I've been doing other stuff, too, but.

[Jeff takes a sheet of photos out of his pocket, with bravado]

Jeff:
Maybe this will change your attitude a little bit. That's her. When she was 18, and I used to see her naked.

Darius:
So?

Jeff:
So I'm coming back to try to see her naked again.

Darius:
I'd be weirded out if some guy tried to track me down after 20 years.

Jeff:
I'd be weirded out, too, if some guy tried to track you down.

Darius:
Why?

Jeff:
Who would do that?