Sam and Max: Ice Station Santa

Sam and Max: Ice Station Santa2007



Sam:
Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear?

Bosco:
I don't have anything! This ain't a store!

Sam:
Do you have any... lords a leaping and/or maids a milking?

Bosco:
I told you, this AIN'T a store!

Max:
Do you have any... inflatable arms capable of replacing your real arms?

Bosco:
Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?

Sam:
Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as innocuous customer inquiry?

[Bosco blinks in confusion]

Sam:
Do you have any...

Bosco:
NO! This ain't a store!

Sam:
It's not?

Bosco:
NO!

Sam:
Oh. Well why didn't you say so?

Bosco:
Arrrrgh!

Max:
A trillion dollars worth of detection equipment and he still didn't see that coming a mile away!

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