Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic2005

Sarah Silverman:
I'm working on an open letter and it goes like this. Guess what, Martin Luther King, I had a f***in' dream, too! I had a dream that I was in my living room. It wasn't my living room but it was, like, playing my living room in the dream. And I walked through to the backyard and there's a pool and as I'm diving in, there's a shark coming up from the water... with braces! So maybe you're not so f***ing special! Martin Loser King! Yeah, I wanna be the first comic ever to sh*t on Martin Luther King because people only talk about the good things. They don't mention he was a litterbug. He would roll up all the windows and lock them and fart in the car with the heat up while his family suffered... and he would laugh.