Sex Lives of the Potato Men2004

Dave:
[Sees Ferris trying to do crazy paving] What happened here?

Ferris:
It's crazy paving.

Dave:
This isn't crazy paving Ferris, this is just sh*t.

Ferris:
I was trying to... you know?

Dave:
You've got no artistic vision here, have you? It's just a random f***ing big mess.

Ferris:
It's crazy paving, you just bung slabs down.

Dave:
No, I think you're focusing too much on the crazy aspect, and not enough on the paving side of it.

Ferris:
Have you come round here just to have a go at my crazy paving?

Dave:
No, but...

Ferris:
What then?

Dave:
Nothing.

Ferris:
[stands up and moves aside] You're standing on my string.

Dave:
What kind of concrete are you using? Cause you know there's different kinds, don't ya?

Ferris:
I'm not being funny Dave, but you're getting on my nerves.

Dave:
I'm just saying there's different types of concrete. Use the wrong one and... you're f***ed!

Ferris:
It's just ordinary concrete!

Dave:
Tolly is driving me round the twist. He never stops wanking. I just had to get out of there.

Ferris:
Try living here with Joan. Twenty-four hours a day it's either blowj*bs or crazy paving.

Dave:
Look at us. Half-eleven on a Saturday morning. We shouldn't be standing here like this. We're young blokes! We should be living life to the full. We should be down the pub!