Sex Trek: Charly XXX2007

Dr. Sperm:
The men from the planet Horny must have their prostate examined monthly due to the long periods of time in which we must go between sexual gratifications.

Nurse Chapstick:
I think it's romantic that the men from Horny save themselves for the right woman. [sigh]

Dr. Sperm:
It takes a great deal of discipline, Nurse. You see there's a tendency for our sperm to... back up. So every month I must go to Dr. McJoy and have him massage and excrete excess sperm from my glands...

Bones McJoy:
Sperm, you pointed-earred green sperm freak! We're eight minutes into this video and we don't even have a sex scene yet. I've got a naked babe on my table with her feet in the stirrups, and you're talking about me massaging your prostate gland. You know, you're killing me!