Sex Trek: Charly XXX2007

Capt. James T. Quirk:
Mr. Sperm, Mayor Headcheese said something about *evil* being among us, could it be that John T. Bone is directing this episode?

Dr. Sperm:
No, Captain, but my long distance, deep space sensors do indicate that Deep Space Station 69 has been exploded into a ball of fire, rather like my anus was that time you treated me to Mexican food.

Capt. James T. Quirk:
How, Sperm, how? How could it have happened?

Dr. Sperm:
I think that spicy Latino food does not agree with my half-Horny system.

Capt. James T. Quirk:
No, Sperm, I'm talking about the space station.

Charly:
It wasn't built very well. Just like your ship, cheap paint, thin plywood, used nails. You guys don't get much of a budget for these things, do you?