Sex and the Matrix2000

Carrie Bradshaw:
So, how come I haven't heard about this Matrix place? Did it just open? Can I get on the guest list?

Morpheus:
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Neo:
[coughing to cover his comment] Bullshit!

Morpheus:
Take the blue pill: You wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.

Neo:
I believe just because I ate your last Hot Pocket doesn't give you the right to get all up in my grill!

Morpheus:
You take the red pill: You stay in Wonderland.

Carrie Bradshaw:
Ooh, Wonderland!

[She takes the red pill and drinks it with a glass of water]

Carrie Bradshaw:
[narrating] I should have known better. The last time I took one of those, Wonderland became Wonder-what-the Hell-Happened-Last-Night-Land.