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[Djony is starting the show:
]

Djony Dakota:
Welcome back to the show that keeps your mind in mind. If you're just now joining us, whaddya say we strap in for a little EV test, we're going to test your evolutionary IQ and find out just where you're coming from.

[Wiggy laughs]

Djony Dakota:
And when we do... We'll be broadcasting to your own personal level... Wiggy Higgins, ladies and gentlemen! Wiggy Higgins. Now remember... Don't look at your hands. Don't "worry" about them, but... Don't look at them. For the next thirty seconds, try to remember everything you're about to see. Here we go now...

[a frenetic montage of disjointed images and captions abruptly begins and ends]

Djony Dakota:
Woo! Okay, now forget everything you've just seen and try not to remember everything coming up - ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce that we are now broadcasting at your own personal level!