Shattered Innocence1988

Pauleen Anderson:
[after letting him in] What are you doing here?

Phil:
Uh, Mel called me. He wanted me to make sure you got away alright.

Pauleen Anderson:
[half-sarcastically] You drove out all the way from L.A. to make sure I got away alright? Got away how?

Phil:
He was worried about you...

Pauleen Anderson:
[grows angry] He thought I was gonna rip him off.

Phil:
Aw, come on, you know better than that!

Pauleen Anderson:
[loses it] Then why are you here, Phil? To help me carry out my two suitcases? That's all I have, you know, is two suitcases! What am I gonna steal from him? His microwave - I could carry that out - maybe his pool table! How about his rubber checkbook? WHAT the hell could I take out of here that will bounce or break my BACK!

[Phil somehow does not answer]

Pauleen Anderson:
What a wonderful relationship, Phil! It's the story of my LIFE!