Shining Time Station: Queen for a Day1994

Hitt:
Nice suitcase, pal.

Schemer:
[shutting the handbag on his finger] Ow!

Hitt:
I said I like your suitcase.

Schemer:
[Gets up nervously, trying to hide the suitcase] Uh... yes, thank you. It's very nice.

Bull:
Just hand it over, mac.

Schemer:
[Falls over to the ground] I... um...

Hitt:
What it is see, we're detectives. You know, Private I's. And we're on the trail of some hot rocks!

Schemer:
[Nervously] Hot... hot rocks?

Hitt:
Stolen diamonds, jewelry, stuff like that. We're on the trail of a lady with an English accent. She stole 'em, see. She's what we call... the perp. Seen her around?

Schemer:
[nervously] No, I have not! I swear, I don't know any English perp! I'd like to help you, but there's just no can do, fellas. [the theives try to steal the handbag] Stacy! Stacy, help!

Stacy Jones:
[runs over] What is going on here? Can I help you, gentlemen?

Hitt:
[They stop trying to take the handbag] Ah, good e'ening, man. Uh, we're detectives.

Bull:
Yeah, Private I's.

Hitt:
And your friend here took something that belongs to us, and well, we'd like it back.

Stacy Jones:
Schemer?

Schemer:
[Gets up and points at the theives] Bad men! Bad men!

Stacy Jones:
Do you have anything to prove that you're real detectives? A badge, some identification, something like that?

Bull:
Uh... identification...

Hitt:
A badge, huh? What it is, see, we don't have to tell you who we are, because we are undercover.

Stacy Jones:
Oh, well, this is my station. And, unless you can prove that you're real detectives...

Bull:
No, no, no, no, no. Like he said, see, we're under the covers.

Stacy Jones:
Oh, well, I suggest that you leave.

Bull:
[laughing] W-who's gonna make us leave, huh? What, you?

Stacy Jones:
[holding up the baseball bat in her hand and inching towards the theives] That's right. Now, this happens to be my station, I am the station master, and I'm not gonna ask you one more time... to LEAVE THIS STATION!

Hitt:
We'll be back, pal! We'll be back! [He and Bull run away]