Shining Time Station: Queen for a Day1994

Lead Barber:
[Hangs up the phone while Schemer sneaks in] Well, that's it. Jim missed his train. So much for the talent show! I mean, who ever heard of a three-man barbershop quartet?

Schemer:
Uh... Jim schmim. Hey forget about Jim, fellas. I am the lead singer that you're lookin' for. So, listen, we'll do the show tonight, huh, guys? And then we'll go on tour, travel all around the world, and never have to visit this dump again. *Ever!* Huh? What do you say? The four of us?

Lead Barber:
Well, if you're that good... Hellooo!

Second Barber:
[joining in] Hellooooo!

Third Barber:
[joining in] Hellooooooo!

Schemer:
[the Jukebox, which Schemer has his hand on, shorts out] Helloooooooooooooooo- [takes deep breath] -oooooooooo!

Lead Barber:
You got some set o' pipes on you there, friend. You're in!

Schemer:
[Yelling and jumping for joy] Yes! I'm in! I'm in!

Lead Barber:
[Confused] What's that clinking sound?

Schemer:
[calming down] Uh... you mean the sound as if my mommy had sown some jewels into my jacket so that I could turn them in for a reward? Just sounds like that. Nothing to do with it. [the three barbers shake their heads and leave. Sung very out of tune] Goodbye, goodbyeee, goodbyeeeeee!